Why your GP is so cost-effective

Why your GP is so cost-effective

I came across this joke on the GPDU Facebook site. It was posted by a colleague. He pointed out that the scenario is very applicable to general practice. Indeed, it nicely illustrates the cost benefits of a good doctor who can often make a diagnosis without many expensive tests…

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said: “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”

The distressed woman wailed: “Are you sure?”

“Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied the vet.

“How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.

He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said: “I’m sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. “$150!” she cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”

The vet shrugged. “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”

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5 thoughts on “Why your GP is so cost-effective

  1. Briljant Edwin! Ik was afgelopen dagen op de Wonca. Australië had ook een prima bijdrage. Groeten, Jettie

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    > Op 18 jun. 2016 om 07:45 heeft Doctors bag het volgende geschreven: > > >

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  2. I live in a low socioeconomic area, my GP bulk bills, his remuneration is very poor and not in line with his expertise. As the Medicare rebate is way below CPI increases, there has clearly been a massive cost saving to tax payers and this is where I believe my doctor is very cost effective. We are very fortunate to have him, anyone in their right mind would have moved to a high socioeconomic area and started charging three times more that the Medicare rebate – which is what the government wants – they want bulk-billing areas to lose their GP’s – death by poverty!

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  3. Ik lees je bijdragen nog steeds. Altijd tot denken aanzettend, leuk of iets anders. Wel dacht ik even WC eend prijst WC eend aan. Het is oms lastig om niet als een missionaris over te komen. En dat lukt je. Pieter

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